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Here's a new one on me. A surfer doesn't notice the shark nearby and falls onto it, whereupon it bites him.
AFP: Australian surfer attacked by shark:
""There were two bites. One is sort of half in his calf, that's taken a big chunk out of that," fellow surfer Tim Windisch told the newspaper.
"The other one is down to his heel. It's just right down to the bone. You could see the bone.""