Florida: Black Bear Bites Woman in Backside

Woman carrying bag of dog feces meets mother bear near food source. The rest just writes itself. 

Bear attacks woman Longwood Seminole: Woman attacked by bear in Longwood. - Orlando Sentinel:

""I could feel her breath on me. I've never been so terrified in my life," she said. "I guess by instinct I rolled over so she wouldn't hurt something vital. I didn't know what she was going to do and then the bear bit me in my butt.""


  1. Sucks to be a bear if biting a butt is all it takes to have you and your children killed...

  2. Yeah. I'm having to strain myself to find sympathy for the humans here.


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