Brian and Lisa let the goats out. . .
These are fainting goats, so named because they sometimes fall unconscious when startled. We agreed it would be cruel to make them do that on purpose. However, at one point, Brian gave in to temptation and leaped from behind a van to scream at them. They didn't faint. They just ran away. It's probably a good strategy for anyone who finds himself in a similar situation.