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Man surives crocodile attack during bathroom break - New York Daily News:
"Pai was at work on a new bridge when he ran to the river to relieve himself after a stomach ache struck.
"A two-meter-long crocodile suddenly pounced out of the water and bit me in the waist,” Pai told The Star newspaper."
Although it's seldom mentioned in polite newspapers, people often fall victim to predators while relieving themselves. Big cats and crocodiles sometimes learn human routines and take advantage of them.
The crocodile in question is presumably of the saltwater species (pictured here eating a pig).
(Thanks to Croconut for the news tip.)